How to make a novel really amazing


This is embarrassing to admit, but I’ve discovered that the quality of my novel varies in direct proportion to how much caffeine and trashy rock I’m listening to when I read it. I just went through the last third of the book with coffee and Nickelback… and it ROCKED! (insert headbanging here; spilled coffee cup).

Tomorrow, I’ll realize how much it sucks again. But now I know the magic secret to making it better.