___ like a rabbit


I was talking with a friend the other day when he produced the following nugget of wisdom. Keep in mind that this a conversation he held entirely with himself. I was just a bystander:

“I wish I could poop like a rabbit.”

(Long Pause)

“Actually, I wish I could not just poop like a rabbit, I wish I could eat my poop like a rabbit. It seems like a great step up in efficiency.”

(Long Pause)

“No. Never mind. It’s just a compensation for an inefficiency. Scratch the idea.”

(Long Pause)

“I’d still like to poop like a rabbit.”