But think about it — parabens are EVERYWHERE. Dishwashing soap, shampoo, lotions, toothpaste, sunscreen — just about anything and everything you put externally on your body unless otherwise noted. Those small quantities add up.

The same goes for mercury.

Look, dude — the reason why this is alarming is because mercury is so incredibly toxic. And not only is this neurotoxin present in most seafood we consume, but it’s also used as a preservative for most vaccines. (Usually called thimerosal, but also goes by other names as well.)

There’s been a recent ruling that admitted that there was a strong link between the huge and sudden rise in autism and vaccination in children.

The thing is — what the hell is mercury doing in HFCS in the first place? (Or vaccines, for that matter.)

It kind of makes you wonder where else it’s hiding.